JULY 1, 2006
THE COUNTRY CORNER
A BRITISH Breakthrough
A British company is developing
computer chips that store music in
women's breast implants.
Daniel Boone began to explore
Kentucky on this day, June 7, 1769. Six
years later he brought the first
settlers to Kentucky, founding
the fort of Boonesboro. He was captured
by the Shawnee Indians and taken to
Detroit. There he learned the British
had incited an Indian attack on the
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If a man is called to be a street sweeper, he should sweep streets even as Michelangelo painted, or Beethoven composed music or Shakespeare wrote poetry. He should sweep streets so well that all the hosts of heaven and earth will pause to say, here lived a great street sweeper who did his job well.
Amid all the easily loved darlings of Charlie Brown's circle, obstreperous Lucy holds a special place in my heart. She fusses and fumes and she carps and complains. That's because Lucy cares. And it's the caring that counts.
When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.
The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled 'You Can Be the Man of Your House.'
He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife.
Pointing a finger in her face, he said sternly, "From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is law!
You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert.
After dinner you are going to go upstairs with me, and we will make love the way I want.
After that, you are going to draw me my bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe.
Then you will massage my feet and hands.
Then after that's done, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"
His wife replied, "The funeral director would be my guess."
Advice for the day: If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: "Take two aspirin" and "Keep away from children."
How to install a wireless security system:
Go to a second-hand store, buy a pair of men's used work
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