NOVEMBER 1, 2002
THE LONE RANGER
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar and sat down to drink a beer. After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said, "Who owns the big white horse outside?" The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gun belt, and said, "I do, why?" The cowboy looked at the Lone Ranger and said, "I just thought you'd like to know that your horse is about dead out there!"
The Lone Ranger and Tonto rushed outside, and sure enough, Silver was ready to die from heat exhaustion. The Lone Ranger got water for the horse, and soon Silver was starting to feel a little better. The Lone Ranger turned to Tonto and said, "Tonto, I want you to run around Silver, and see if you can create enough of a breeze to make him start to feel better." Tonto said, "Sure, Kemosabe," and took off running circles around Silver.
Not able to do anything else but wait, the Lone Ranger returned to the bar to finish his drink. A few minutes later, another cowboy struts into the bar and asks, "Who owns that big white horse outside?" The Lone Ranger stands again, and claims, "I do, what's wrong with him this time?" The cowboy looks him in the eye and says,...
"Nothin', but you left your Injun running"!
Why is it called tourist season if we canít shoot them?
TO BE A MAN
name stays put.
A family held a reunion when "grandma" was 88 years old, with children, grandchildren and great-grandchildren attending. The talk turned to honeymoons, and the three granddaughters began to tell about their trips to Las Vegas, Chicago and Niagara Falls.
One of the granddaughters turned to grandma. "Gramma, where did you go on your honeymoon?" she asked.
Grandma never hesitated. "Upstairs!" she said.
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