MARCH 1, 2000
A Public Service Announcement from the Beartown Department of Tourism
Editors note: The grizzly bear is not to be confused with our friendly black bears. This notice is only issued in case of the very unlikely visit by one of these unruly creatures. Our native black bears have always been very responsible in policing their own kind and there is no reason to expect this community effort not to continue.
of the rising frequency of human/grizzly bear
conflicts in North America, the Beartown Tourism
Department is advising hikers, hunters, and fishermen to
take extra precautions and keep alert for bears while in
The Computer Department of Beartown Seminary has held many, many, many meetings in regard to what they believe is a truly Y2K problem. Thorough evaluation of Computers 101, Cyber Space 404, and Hacking 001 have found that the associated technology is changing faster than the courses can be taught. These programs are extremely important in this modern world of information and the course schedules have been rearanged in an attempt to keep up with the fantastic pace of the Y2K lifestyle. So as to not conflict with other also important curriculums the course schedules have been changed as follows starting on March 3. Strict adherance to these new times is mandated for obtaining credit. No excuses short of death will be accepted.
101 Fridays 9pm through Sunday 2pm
Seminary, Computer Department
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