NEWS
DIETITIAN
SEMINAR
Diet has
become a daily word for most of us. The large audience
reflected the importance to today's society.
The speaker related: "The material we put into our
stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here,
years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks erode your
stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG.
Vegetables can be disasterous, and none of us realizes
the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking
water. But there is one thing that is the most dangerous
of all and we all have, or will, eat it. Can anyone here
tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and
suffering for years after eating it?"
A 75-year-old man in the front row stood up and said, "Wedding cake."
CAR/HORSE
ACCIDENT
An Acorn
Hollow woman has been ticketed for failure to have a tail
light on her horse.
The voilation was issued to Julie Haystack, 45, after the
horse was struck from behind shortly after dark at the
intersection of Acorn Hollow and Brook Road.
The Beartown Constable said horses are considered "vehicles"
and must be equipped for nightime driving with lights
that allow drivers to see them.
Ms. Haystack was treated for a bruised arm after the
accident.
The horse died.
John Bunson, driver of the car, was not injured.
BEARTOWN'S FIRST
MOBILE HOME
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Did somebody say
Beartown?
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JET DESTROYED at BEARTOWN AIRPORT
A group of pigs rooted under the airport
fence and were stuck and killed by a two engine private
jet as they were crossing the runway.
The pilot ejected and the $20 million jet veered off the
runway and was destroyed.
The pilot says he has heard his fill of oinker jokes,
including his wife's offer to let him pig out on a pork
dinner.
Sausage, hams, bacon, pork chops, pigs feet, etc. are on
sale at The Airport Market.
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