NOVEMBER 1, 2005
When I found this recipe, I thought it
was perfect for people like me, who
just are not sure how to tell when poultry is thoroughly
cooked, but not
dried out.... and it's just in time for
BAKED STUFFED TURKEY
20 lb. turkey
2 cup melted butter
2 cup stuffing (Pepperidge
Farm is fine)
1 cup uncooked popcorn
(ORVILLE REDENBACHER'S LOW FAT)
Salt/pepper to taste
Preheat oven to 350
Brush chicken well with
melted butter, salt, and pepper.
Fill cavity with stuffing
and popcorn. Place in baking pan with the neck end
toward the back of the oven.
Listen for the
When the turkey's rear end blows the oven door
open and the turkey flies across the room,
it is done.
OK, this is just too much! Can you say
“privacy?” As in, “where is our right to it."
Now you can see
anyone’s Driver’s License on the Internet,
including your own!
I just searched for mine and there it
was...picture and all! Thanks, Homeland
Security! Maybe we should start up a petition
or something protesting this.
What do you
think? Go to
the website and check it out. It’s unbelievable!
Just enter your name, city and state to see if
yours is on file. After your license comes on
the screen, click the box marked
This will remove it from public viewing, but not
from law enforcement.
TOM CAT - TOM FLAT
I squashed a little kittycat - doggone shame
Flat as a pancake and stuck to the frame
Right beside the manifold it cooks real slow
Depending on the weather and how fast ya go
To get him done in the middle ya gotta time it just
It takes an hour in the day and two of the night
But if you're like me and like your tom cats rare
Just rev up your motor and don't go anywhere
If you've got a four barrel carb with dual exhaust
Its hard to get your tom cat cooked just right
When it's done the way you like it and you're ready
Cut the head and the tail off and all four feet
Add a slice of jack cheese and some whole wheat
It's a shame to eat a cat but he's already dead
Gourmet style Road Kill Cooking
by Jeff Eberbaugh
After numerous rounds of: "We don't even know if Osama is
still alive," Osama himself decided to send George
Bush a letter in his own handwriting to let him know
he was still in the game. Bush opened the letter and
it appeared to contain a coded message:
Bush was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Condi Rice.
Condi and her aides had no clue either, so they sent
it to the FBI. No one could solve it
so it went to the CIA, then to NSA.
With no clue as to its meaning, they eventually
asked Britain 's MI-6 for help. MI-6 cabled the
White House: "Tell the
President he's holding the message upside down."
Copyright 2000 Claude Dern, All
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