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BUMPERSTICKERS
UNPRESIDENTED... What popular vote?... I voted-Didn't matter... Bush trusts the people, but not if it involves counting... My parents retired to Florida and all I got was this lousy President... Disney gave us Mickey, Florida gave us Dumbo... DON'T THROW AWAY YOUR VOTE --- LET KATHERINE HARRIS DO IT FOR YOU... To you I'm a drunk driver; to my friends, I'm Presidential material... One person, one vote (may not apply in certain states)... I didn't vote for his daddy either.. It ain't over 'til your brother counts the votes... The election can't be broken. We just fixed it.... Banana Republicans... George W. Bush: The President Quayle We Never Had... The last time somebody listened to a bush, folks wandered in the desert for 40 years... Campaign spending: $184,000,000. Having your little brother rig the election for you: Priceless....

DID SOMEBODY SAY BEARTOWN

EDITORIAL

We will all be faced with the most challenging situation any of us will ever face in our lifetimes; the year 2000. This historic event is one where we have no first hand knowledge of what to do; of how to prepare. Nobody remembers the last such event so we have nowhere to turn for help. In a mere 1000 years we will all be judged on our ability to handle this enormous undertaking. Do any of you want to be belittled in the history tapes? I certainly do not wish to bear any responsibility for our race should we fail to make an overwhelming, successful transition. I have done my part. I have imformed you the public of our pending mission. It is now up to you to accomplish this Herculean task. I plan to drink to all your efforts whether success is achieved or not. Bottoms up!!!

Claude Dern, Editor
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